A husbands reasons
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Author:  econoaddict [ Thu Jan 26, 2006 9:11 pm ]
Post subject:  A husbands reasons

A Husband's Reason ........`

The wife comes home early & finds her husband in their master bedroom
making love to a beautiful, sexy young lady!

"You unfaithful, disrespectful pig!
What are you doing?
How dare you do this to me,
the faithful wife,
the mother of your children!
I'm leaving this house,
I want a divorce!"

The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute!
Before you leave, at least listen to what happened"

"Hmm, I don't know, well,
it'll be the last thing I will hear from you.
But make it fast, you unfaithful pig, you!"

The husband begins to tell his story . . .
"While driving home this young lady asked for a ride.
I saw her so defenseless that I went ahead and allowed her in my car.
I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.
She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3 days.

With great compassion I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas that
I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll gain weight;
the poor little thing practically devoured them."

"Since she was very dirty I asked if she wanted to take a shower.
While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes
so I threw her clothes away.
Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years,
that you can no longer wear because they are too tight on you, I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don't wear because I don't have good taste."

"I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you will not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair."

The husband continues his story . . . . .

"The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the door.
When we got to the door she turned around and with tears coming out of her eyes,
she asks me:
"Sir, do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?

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